sistersofhighgarden replied to your post:

always the eternal debate between burrito boyz, fat bastards, and chipotle in my friend group. sigh.

I’ve yet to find myself at Chipotle during my burrito countdown, though I’ve eaten a terrible burrito from some place in Whitby. WHITBY!

lookslikeicavedfml replied to your post: Don’t fucking tell me what to do.
you didn’t see the other side tho it says ‘except if your name is tanisha’
I’ll pray for you, even though you’re trash.

nawmaw replied to your post: Don’t fucking tell me what to do

clearly, as you are damn texting while #imnotdriving omg
Don’t worry, I wasn’t the photographer. I always drive with both hands firmly on the wheel. One run in with the law was enough for me.
dignified-and-old replied to your post: Went to Dollarama to get baby oil, rubber gloves,…
Don’t lie I know you’re putting that Bubble Yum in your ass​​
lookslikeicavedfml replied to your post: ​Went to Dollarama to get baby oil, rubber gloves,…
"none of this is Butt Stuff™ I stg" or is it hmm

likebrightness replied to your post: knowbetter replied to your post: *makes shitty…

Is my name a curse word?

knowbetter replied to your post: *makes shitty inflammatory post* *car…

so you made another post about carrots?

Wow, Brooke, I expect this kind of trash from M***l but I thought we were friends! The betrayal is too real rn.

ratherembarrassing replied to your post: your replies to my text posts:
you’re the one who got arrested trying to buy a mcflurry, cupcake.

Not while trying to, afterwards. I know the story was, like, six whole paragraphs, but they were quite short, so I don’t understand this weak grasp of the details, tbh.

Do keep up, my little croquembouche.

dignified-and-old replied to your post: anakisa replied to your post: Fun fact: while you…
I want to know more about the dino cum lube

Well, this is really anakisa's area of expertise, but what we’re talking about is Bad Dragon’s Cumlube (that site is nsfw, obviously), which I just found out can also be purchased as an add-on item on Amazon — how convenient. It’s meant to be used with their ejaculating toys, such as Vergil, the Drippy Dragon.

anakisa replied to your post: Fun fact: while you may be able to drive away from…

is this… is this for real. omfg tanisha. what if the cop has a brother in the feds and he’s like, “check out what this girl’s internet history is like, cause she said…” and they find all those dino cum lube reviews.
I escape a harrowing encounter with the police and then have to come home to find your lies and slander on the internet? Let me fly to Portugal and fight you real quick.
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ratherembarrassing replied to your post “Easter lessons”

tumblr needs a dislike button just for you

You willingly eat Vegemite. Next!

jelei replied to your post: Easter lessons

Milk chocolate: agree (See’s is the best) Dark: agree White: wrong. wrong. wrong. (Is there going to be anon concern again?)

You willingly eat Red Delicious apples. Blocked and reported.

brocanteur replied to your post “White people on Yelp are out of control. “This restaurant had great…”

… Cheap… Pleb… Food. Flames, flames on the side of my face.

He has more than one review where he says the same thing! And in both reviews he thanks his Mexican friend for introducing him to the restaurants. I hope it’s a Mexican Friend™ and not a real person who has to deal with this asshole.

jelei replied to your post “White people on Yelp are out of control. “This restaurant had great…”

Are Canadians even allowed to have opinions about Mexican food? Like I don’t review your putine, or whatever.

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Wow, it’s Easter weekend, Jesus didn’t die for you to disrespect me on tumblr like this. Brought poutine into it and everything; damn, ease up.

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